Hartlepool, Country Durham.

This shall be tomorrow's festivities. Heading up to Mark's and "drink off" commences at around 3. I'd say it'll be about 6 and we'll be steaming. Some job bays.

Words of Ethan MacNamara; Let us get boozay.

• When a goal is scored: Drink one shot of your drink.

• Every sending off: One shot of your drink.

• When ever Chris Kamara appears: You must be drinking.

• If Paul Merson used stupid rhyming slang (ie: "He's hit the beans on toast!") One shot of your own drink.

• Whenever Phil Thompson says "Stevie Gerrard!": Three shots of your own drink.

• Every time a team scores and Jess says: "There's been a goal at ... but which way has it gone?": Everyone must guess which team has scored, everyone who gets it wrong must drink two shots of your own drink. Non guesses must also drink.

• When your team score: Two extra shots of your own drink.

• Whenever Jeff says: "They'll be dancing in the streets of ...": One shot of spirit.

• When someone claims to have seen a "Goal conteder for goal of the season": One shot of your own drink.

• Whenever Jeff says: "It's all doom and gloom at ...": One shot of spirit.

• Everytime Robbie Savage is mentioned or seen on the Videprinter, everyone must shout "FUCK": Last person to do so must drink three shots of alcohol of choice.

• When a pundit shouts off camera: Two shots of your own drink.

• Whenever Jeff says: "There's no question": One shot of spirit

• Everytime Brighton&Hove or Dagenham&Redbridge are jokingly reffered as two different teams playing the same opposition: One shot of your own drink.

• Whenever Chris Kamara says: "UNBELIEVABLE!": All drinks must be downed.

Copypasta'd from some forum.